fortunatemind:

If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

(via spork)

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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I work in a call center. I don’t think this bullshit ever died lol

(via crossyourheartcrossyourfingers)

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(Source: lzbth, via bethadams)

vaporwave-official:

When someone knows who you are

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(Source: cyberjock, via i-like-applejuice)

clairvoyanttt said: You are! But you're welcome c:

I said:

I’d have to disagree, haha :3

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bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

(Source: bullied, via lost-inthisgoddamnhospitalbed)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via clairvoyanttt)

clairvoyanttt said: Cutie

I said:

Haha I wish! :) thanks :3

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the-personal-quotes:

click for relatable on your dash!

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

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