I only have Flappy Bird on my phone, still, for the simple fact that I’d never be able to play it ever again (on my own time) if I deleted it.

asvprock:

The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs. How Do I Life? 
  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

stinkyhat:

"well SOME cops are good"

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Reblog if your inbox is lonely and needs anons.

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moonlit-face:

❅ ❄ ❆

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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the-beat-of-a-lifeline:

illuminaughtyprincess:

went str8 to heaven


Oh deer

rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

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happyhalloweenmotherfuckers:

hella-extraordinary:

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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???:

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this fucking gifset gets me every time

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kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

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